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Update: We are still accepting bids for the Open and Women's divisions. Registrations are still welcome for the waiting list in the Mixed Divisions
Announcing the 22nd annual Cooler Classic!
It seems such a short time ago that we held the
first Cooler Classic at Grant Park in South Milwaukee with 13 teams on 5 fields
in one division.
The Cooler Classic is now the third largest tourney in the Central Region.
So get your registration in early this year.
There are several rules that must be followed to make this thing go. Please
read your tournament program carefully and abide by those few simple rules. It
will make our jobs much easier.
Honor the roped off areas. STAY OFF THE NEIGHBORS' PROPERTY!!! Anyone caught
driving on, thru, around, or over their property (including the private gravel
driveway) may be subject to municipal fines. Their team may be suspended from
future Cooler Classics. This problem must end now.
Finally, thanks to all you players for helping make the Cooler Classic what it
is today.
Sausages and cheesecows are the treasures for which we all battle. Spirit and
effort are the weapons we use. Frosty beverages are the pain killers we need
when the day is done. All of these things will once again be here in abundance.
So you ask what is this coveted cheesecow we speak of. Well here is the story: |
| The Legend of the Cheesecow |
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In the beginning, there was an ultimate team. They made a
tournament, played in it, and saw that it was good. They wanted trophies, but
had no money for real trophies. One day they came upon a cheese in the shape of
a cow, tasted it, and saw that it was good. So they gave their cheesecows to
their guests. Cheesecows were given in every division and special cheesecows
are given to the earliest check received and the team who travels the furthest.
Upon presenting cheesecows, the heads were sacrificially bitten off, and they
saw that it was not so good. They should have peeled the WAX coating OFF BEFORE
eating them. So be warned, all who partake in the sacrificial cheesecow eating,
take off the wax BEFORE you bite the head. Thus is the legend of the cheesecow.
P.S. – That's one word. Cheesecow!!
May the breeze be with you. |
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| Scooter, Craig, Andy, and all the Cooler staff. |
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| The North American Traveling Cheesecow Top Ten |
| 01. Tempe, AZ = 1,881 miles. Ironwood |
| 02. Albuquerque, NM = 1,409 miles. Nickel D: CC15 Aug. 16-17, 2003. |
| 03. Miami, FL = 1,492 miles. RipTide |
| 04. Denver, CO = 1,031 miles. Johnny Bravo., Sack Lunch, RIPE, Munquoi |
| 05. Atlanta, GA = 830 miles. Chain Lightning. |
| 06. Winnipeg, MB = 766 miles. The Winnipagans. |
| 07. Tulsa, OK = 763 miles. Rawhide, HayRide |
| 08. Knoxville, TN = 654 miles. Voodoo. |
| 09. Kansas City, MO = 558 miles. Multiple teams. |
| 10. Omaha, NE = 497 miles. Rigor Mortis. |
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| The Worldwide List: |
| Finland |
| Sweden |
| Various European Pickup Team |
| Australia |
| Canada |